Trails & Pavement

A handful of months back I stopped posting to My Life Is Better Than Your Vacation.  Although a fun blog, I felt it lacked a sense of direction, and I couldn't devote the time to it that the blog deserved.  I felt like I was disappointing my robust 7 follower audience with the lack of spew I was posting.  For fear of revolt, I retired.

But, I missed the senseless world of blogging.  I thought long and hard over this mornings cup of coffee; I play outside, bikes, traveling, running, and outdoor adventures dictate my life.  From trip reports to gear reviews to rambling spew, Trails & Pavement is active.

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I'm Not Dead Yet...

Well, it is official, I am not dead! I took a blogging hiatus over the past few weeks, with almost 20 days of vacation and a week of work in Montana, I was not at my computer a great deal. Awesome for me, bad for the tens of blog followers that I have...

Nevertheless, I am back, and here to please...stay tuned!

ENO Double Nest Hammock

I have been in the outdoor industry for about 8 years now, so it takes a pretty stout and impressive product to WOW me these days. My most recent WOW? The ENO Double Nest Hammock. If you are swingin' solo, $55 bucks will score you the single version. For those that want more space, wind protection, or a place for their chica, the Double Nest sets up at $65. It comes in various color options an includes everything you need but slings and trees.

There are other offerings in the suspended-relaxation-world, Hennessy and Byer both tackle the market with various options, but 22 oz, a 400 pound capacity, a pack size equal to a grapefruit, all for the price of a keg of PBR...yeah, it's a winner.

Based out of Asheville, NC, Eagles Nest Outfitters (ENO) is storming the industry with lightweight durable sleep systems, all at a cost marketable to the outdoor junkie.

I'll Take A Fabulous Trip To Moab...And A Side Of Broken Axle On The Subaru. Oh Don't Forget The $1400 Bill!

(Mike and Matt full throttle on Slickrock!)

(Just chillin')

(group photo in Fruita)

(Campsite in Moab...ENO hammock=purchase of the year)

So the good news is the trip to Fruita and Moab was fabulous! 3 days of riding, great weather, what an amazing adventure. The riding was truly epic, and the lack of tread on my rear tire agrees. One of the many highlights of my trip was my most recent REI purchase, and ENO Double Nest Hammock! I lounged and slept in the hammock and it was phenomenal. I highly recommend it.

The bad news is the Subaru had to go to the axle doctor. The Subi decided it was time to say out with the old and in with the new; $1400 later she has a new axle, timing belt, and some other blood and guts installed in her! Pop quiz:

Q1: The new axle might be a result of:

a. Driving cross country road trips at minimum twice a year
b. Countless dirt and 4wd roads
c. Lodging an 18" boulder under the axle while stuck in 2 feet of snow in IPW
d. None of the above

Clearly the answer is d.

Yeah...It's a Dog Trailer...

Yeah...it's a dog trailer.

A couple of months ago as Katie and I planned our 2+ week road trip to the northeast, we decided it would be cool to do some mini touring on the bikes while in Vermont. The dilemma, what to do with the four legged friend? I was able to get a sweet deal on a Chariot Cougar 1, but when Tada climbed in it was reminiscent of cramming 50 pounds of potatoes in a 20 pound sack. Bursting at the seams, we knew it was not the solution.

The solution? A Croozer dog trailer! I know, I know, it is pretty freakin' ridiculous, but what do I do that is not pretty freakin' ridiculous? So far, we have made it as far as filling the inside with corn chips and coercing her to climb in (pictured above) for the delicious treats, not quite at the hooking it to the bike and taking her on a trip stage quite yet...more to come!

Sometime I listen to Slow Jams on Pandora Radio...

Alright, I am just going to set the record straight. I like to listen to Slow Jams radio on Pandora, while drinking wine, and watching intense helmet cam footage of mountain bike descents of Whistlers A-Line. Didn't see it coming did ya? Can't see the lines, can you Russ?

As for the past couple days, a few updates in the amazingly awesome swirling life!

• Finally got Tada's recently uncontrollable poos figured out. Poor girl, just a bacteria of some sort...
• Katie's car decided it would be cool to not start on a regular basis. Awesome!
• My buddy Jonathan and his wife hooked Katie and I up with an awesome cork board picture frame to add to our kitchen! They rock, and make cute bab(y)(ies)
• After my boss showed me footage of Whistler downhil, I am going to promptly provide him with a time off request...to...cough...go to Whistler...cough
  

Martial Arts and Wheat Grass

Well, it's official, our new living arrangement rocks compared to our old one. I received an email from our landlord today describing her new tenants, embedded within were some big laughs. A stellar, verbatim excerpt is as follows:

"I realize you are probably not lying awake at night wondering if I rented the condo, but, yes, I found 3 really nice people, about your age, into martial arts and growing wheat grass, to rent it as of April 20. Just thought I'd let you know...so far, I seem to be pretty lucky in finding good tenants!"

Here is my bullet pointed debrief:

• No, I am not lying awake at night...
• Martial arts are for elementary age kids and adults seeking to find themselves...not my age.
• Wheat grass? Seriously? Has a healthy smoothie craze engulfed 25 year old males?
• Wheat grass...you mean...grass?
• There is a 100% statistical and direct correlation between martial arts and weed.
• Lastly, no one has an interest in growing wheat grass. No one. People that garden indoors grow one of two things...weed.
  

A Wee Weekend Road Trip

Well, I have lived in Colorado for two years now, and am yet to follow the advice of the "go Fruita" radio ads. With Katie and I off for the weekend, we decided to saddle up the black and white furry one, throw the tent in the car, pack the cooler, and head to Fruita for the weekend! Maybe some hiking, maybe some site seeing, maybe some camping, it should be grand! I will post some pictures Sunday night or Monday, stay tuned...

Screeching Halt Student Driver

As I was heading out to mountain bike today, I made a short stopover at REI to pick up some odds and ends. As I was waiting at the stop light at Delaware and 144th, a student driver (I know this because it was Ford focus with a huge "student driver" sticker on it) came plowing into the intersection and came to a screeching (literally) halt; almost halfway into the intersection mind you. The Asian girl behind the wheel looked absolutely terrified, and the older gentleman in the not-quite-passenger-not-quite-driver-has-a-brake-pedal-seat looked as if he had just pitched a loaf on the Focus's fabric now-loaf-heated seats, and was in the process of kissing that extra brake pedal.

No accident luckily, just laughter. The trainee then decided to back up to the point she should have come to a stop at, and the man just kept doing this tunnel vision hands beside his eyes motion, then kept pointing at the traffic light. Ha!

This Bald Guy Caught A Huge Freakin Lobster!

(This picture has absolutely nothing to do with this post)

Holy macaroni, it has been forever since I updated the blog! Life has been crazy the past 2 weeks. Katie and I are officially moved into our new place, which so far has been wonderful. A 4.5 mile bike to work for me and 3 for Katie, life is grand! I will post some pictures once we unpack everything...we are moving at a slow and steady pace...

In lieu of writing paragraph after paragraph about my last two weeks, enjoy this bullet pointed list of the top ten happenings instead! They are in no particular order...

1. I saw a bag fall out of a family's grocery cart today and their applesauce exploded!
2. Katie and I sewed the half eaten cushion off our landlords couch and managed to get our full security deposit back.
3. I have made a smoothie every day since I got my new blender.
4. I am heading to Bozeman, MT to "work" for a few days in May. Conveniently enough "work" will pass through Yellowstone, the Tetons, and involve multiple mountain bike adventures.
   
5. Apex Trail in Golden is now one way on odd days...LAME. Check http://www.co.jefferson.co.us/openspace/openspace_T56_R4.htm for details.
6. I have commuted 4 out of the 5 days I have worked on my bike :)
7. Our oven in our new house fills our apartment with billowing smoke when it hits 400...maintenance!
8. My neighbor told me her dog would "tear me and my f*ing dog to pieces if I did not watch my back..." A blog post in itself...
9. I am on a first name basis with Doyle the cashier at our new Kings Soopers!
   
10. My Ellsworth might give birth to a younger but bigger Ellsworth. I am going to name her baby Dare :)
11. I now wear a night guard to sleep. "Night guard" is fancy dentist talk for $360 plastic mouth guard that keeps me from mashing my teeth at night. Katie has dubbed it my dork guard, but has agreed to still sleep in the same bed as me despite me not being able to pronounce a single vowel...love her!