Move Over Wind and Cold Hands...Captain America's In Town

During our usual jaunt to the g-store the other day, Katie and stumbled across the rig pictured below. My Surly looked like trash next to this piece of American pride; all this Trek 5000 needed was a gun rack on the basket and a system to play Willie Nelson while running Sundays errands. Upon closer inspection, this fine piece of craftsmanship utilized two laundry detergent bottles and some reflective DOT tape. Exquisite. Duly note the precise cut out from which old school Onza bar ends protrude from...